colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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What shampoo and conditioner do you use? You have Malibu Barbie hair! Beautiful. It looks soft and silky. I bet Delusor loves running their fingers through it.
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You and Damien are both so attractive and always look so well composed. To know you're human like the rest of us please post a pic of you guys making silly faces? :D
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ultimate-me:

3… 2… 1…

Oh, and ask delusorcosplay to show you his “Drunk Jared Padalecki” face. If I post it, he will rip off my other arm.

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cloysterbell:

I think my favorite thing about this generation is how seriously everyone takes their Hogwarts house.

spookygoo:

I was talking about why Chef Gordon Ramsay was so angry all the time, and explained that he originally wanted to be a professional soccer player but suffered a really bad knee injury and couldn’t play anymore, so he poured himself into cooking and culinary arts to help with his anger issues, but his abusive alcoholic father disapproved of his cooking and died before ever tasting any of it and I realized that Gordon Ramsay has the most anime backstory ever.

youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

It’s always surprising to me how many young women think they have to be perfect. I rarely meet a young man who doesn’t think he already is.

 Hillary Clinton speaking at Simmons Leadership Conference (via femininefreak)

SHOTS FIRED.

(via unforgettabledetritus)

keezzyyy:

this child dresses better than every guy in my school

toutlefromage:

they later found out that Jean used indelible ink oops

Definitely?

tywins:

i don’t think we talk about this enough

unbitrium:

offside-goal:

tales-of-a-clutsy-ninja:

BUSTY GIRL PROBLEMS

THIS IS AWFUL I’M NOT EVEN THAT BUSTY AND THIS IS MY EVERYDAY LIFE SCREW U BOOBS

I thought balls were bad but this post made me realizer girls how do you even live with dumbbells growing out of your chest obstructing everything girls are strong and not to be messed with

alphaidiot:

i was gonna say tokyo ghoul coffee shop au but th en i realized

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.