been a long day
bitches dont know about my
yaoi collectionshhhhh ft. ereri
this actually happened to me today
if you are feeling rad don’t let anyone ever turn the r into an s
So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.
- It’s a mug
- When you put hot liquid in it
- It changes from solid black
does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things
sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder
my roommate and their classmates are burning & sacrificing an animal cracker to pray for their greek final to be canceled
literally my favorite quote in the entire world
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions.
This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.
the tears of laughter I cry are real.
this truly is the best post on tumblr
"Well, what I’m I gonna do now? I’ve got your face tattooed on my arm!"
'idk, give him angry eyebrows or something.'
i-i dont know im sorry
thought these dorks could be good friends ////;
I’ve been on both sides of this conversation
They didn’t find him for a week.
reblogging because i headcanoned that they only found him because Tony happened to be flying that way and was like “that’s a freaking huge bird nesting in th- WHAT THE HECK CLINT? GUYS I FOUND CLINT!”
there is no reason for someone to clap when they laugh at something